Please don’t ride your jet skis too fast.

Hardly a PSA that’s going to get testosterone-jacked young dudes thinking about backing off the throttle.

But an eshay prawn sporting five pairs of Nike tns and a bumbag? A jacked up lobster representing the Crustacean Nation? Or a love-lorn starfish missing a limb? Now that’s how you get the ear of a jet ski jockey.